Confession: I Feel Like I Have To Prove That I'm Sick

only you will know what this means

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I ain’t eatin nuthin

Me: *holding a sharp object*

Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”

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FUCKIN’ A

WHY. DO. I. KEEP. HURTING. YOU?!

*SCREAMS ON TOP OF LUNGS*

"tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon"

do this my mind needs distracting please