URGH I WANT A GIANT GODDESS TO SNUGGLE ME SO BADLYYYY

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

just heard the phrase "goodnight, drill slaygeant." i have lost all desire to live

there is an opportunity to make a "be gay, do crime" joke here, but i have no idea what joke that would be

its pride month, fellow borrowers. you know what that means.

ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN MENTIONED REBLOGGING IMMEDIATELY

There's the thing in kids' shows/books/movies where the kids always know what's going on and what to do where the adults are idiots, and in most shows aimed at adults the only roles for kids are precocious-yet-loving protag's kid, smart-mouthed pain-in-the-ass, or victim of the crime-of-the-week, so I think it would be funny to have a story from the POV a hard-bitten middle-aged cop or detective who mostly does hard-bitten-middle-aged-protagonist things like drink a lot and complain about his exes, but he always runs into this team of five 13-year-old amateur detectives on his job, and they seem to be just as good at it as he is and it drives him a little crazier each time.

trying this bc why not

I have roughly 20 hours, plenty of time to announce that I am making this specific blog more for the unhinged ramblings and unassisted thoughts. I'm gonna make a separate blog for stories and writer stuff later.

I got bat, my 7 year old self and his obsession with bats is screaming in vindication right now

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

this is really random but i just wanted to take a moment to share this gem i found on youtube. i love the niche little branch of content creators who both shitpost and also provide some of the most thoughtprovoking, nightmare-inducing stuff on the internet, which is why i love you guys on tumblr! anyway, ive blabbered on enough, here's the link: https://youtu.be/hFF5PLst0mo?si=IcsO1zuJ91dxyjKq

What on earth is it with all these old men getting seduced by teenagers in souls games, if I get old and and a teenage girl starts flirting with me I'm either introducing her to my progeny or called her out as a witch on the spot