If You Change Your Gender On The Exact Frame Someone Misgenders You, You'll Perform A Perfect Parry And

fuck it HOMOPHOBIC SWAN JUMPSCARE

doing this to trap people in time loops

i think itd be funny if you added "official time loop post" to posts not explicitly about timeloops simply to imply the user is stuck in a time loop

you’re right actually. it’s time for @official-time-loop-posts to enter a new era.

blocking the narilamb tag(s) and then scrolling through the main cotl tag is so funny. like ahhh look at all those blocked posts. wonderful. captivating in its own way

comic inspiration:

BERDLY from DELTARUNE

JUSTIFICATION:

"Berdly is the type of annoying nerdy gamer boy that a lot of transfems were in high school (speaking as a transfem). I think he watches MLP and plays as a girl in all his games and stuff." - Anonymous

You see, ever since I was a small child I've always HATED Valentine's Day. Or, not so much hated it as much as I never really understood it.

If you make a holiday all about love, why be expected to do the least lovely, most annoying, most humiliating things? Like go on uncomfortable dates with strangers, or buy ridiculously expensive chocolate for someone who doesn't even like chocolate that much! No one loves that! Why not do something you actually love? Like sit at home and listen to niche Bulgarian techno bedroom shoegaze. Or buy some nice aged stinky cheese.

See, none of it ever made sense to me. Until I realized I was aromantic! I just don't feel romance. And nobody even told me!

You'd think that with something that significant and annoyingly present in life, someone would've at least given me a heads up. Like a doctor telling you that you're lactose intolerant, or allergic to wild parsnips. It's nice to have the info. Like, yeah, I'll probably still eat ice cream from time to time, but at least I know why it rubs me the wrong way.

Which is why, Perry the Platypus—

i’m storing attack data where my gender should be due to coding limitations. please try to understand.

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies