How Does This Even Come Up In A Dream

Mmm, I cast cone of mould

The flesh

Cats have legs

and they move

Tables have legs

and they don’t move

so it’s not the legs that cause motion but something else entirely

Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me

Omg it's called solitaire because solitary

I want cooking show where eating it gives them amsive knockers now

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

get kissed idiot

Okay my liege

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

TMI buddy TMI

Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

DnD creature ide: the uncommoner