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The Tumblr gods gave me my account back

the soggiest saddest little sons of hades get put in the time out jar to have character development

Real pity that nobody believed Cassandra. But like, then again, she was lost from the start. Or so I've heard.

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

@leodog896 you

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

I had sex with your mom

The Walking Dead season 1

what if we kissed 😘in football🏈 helmets?🙈.... Jkjkjk🤣............ Unless😳 💏

football helmets have those little cages over the face cause if they didn't, the players would constantly make out with each other