Cursed Headcanon: The Kiramman Family Originates From The Navori Province Of Ionia.

Cursed headcanon: the Kiramman family originates from the Navori province of Ionia.

Growing up, Caitlyn is slightly traumatized from constantly hearing Cassandra talk about this distant cousin she has overseas who is such a talented dancer and so independent and did you know she is already leading a revolution at the age of fourteen and oh by the way she is also gay and I am not comparing you two or anything but honestly Caitlyn darling you could try a little harder-

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shitpost arcane league of legends caitlyn kiramman cassandra kiramman xan irelia years later Caitlyn finally visits Ionia on a diplomatic trip and gets to meet this mystical cousin that she now has a healthy amount of fear for what she finds is a traumatized twenty-year-old lesbian with terrible social graces who probably hasn't kissed anyone since she was twelve

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