Diana's First Encounter To Man Ever, Started With Chris Pine I Mean, She's Off A Great Start

My shipper brain is so weird

When I feel like shipping fluffy, cinnamon roll, puppy - like, gentle love bird ship, I crave for Scarlet Vision, or for angst, Thorki, and for twisted, hatefuck and destiny & soul mate, Batjokes it is I mean, how did I get here

Why Tony brought an under-aged hero

Spiderman: Hey guys, have you ever seen that really old movie, Empire strikes back?

War machine: Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?

Ironman: 15

War machine:

Captain America:

Antman:

Falcon:

Winter soldier:

Hawkeye: Wtf dude, he's like as old as my son

Antman: That's not fair! I can't just beat him up! I'm a father!

Captain America: WE CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT

I don't want Aunt May to be with Happy Hogan

Don't be mad at me now. Of course I want May to be 'happy', and possibly move on from Ben Parker and have a new relationship in the future. BUT this May Parker x Happy Hogan vibe?? It feels like it's not for May's happiness, but a set up for Happy Hogan's sweet retirement life. MCU keeps portraying Marrisa Tomei's aunt May as a 'sexy' 'young' 'MILF' and 'dateable' material ever since her first appearance in Civil War and I HATE IT.

Sometimes, it just feels like Marvel put Aunt May's character for sexual attraction for other male characters to flirt and talk about in town. I like Happy's character but it just feels like Marvel's trying to make a 'hot, cool, sexy female character with some old scars who can provide emotional support' for 'tired, hurt, male character who went through a lot and need some caring'. I hope it's just for comic relief and not actually building a serious relationship. I want both May Parker and Happy Hogan to have great lives, but just not together. Please??

This man has 2 death flags in less than a year someone help him

Sam Wilson

Sam: So, you like cats?

T'Challa: So you like birds?

Joker: Aww, stop it Batsy, you love me♡

Batman: I tolerate you

Thor in the time line of Civil War and Ragnarok

Asgard: 'the beginning of the war between his brother and his people that will lead to everyone's death'

Thor: Oh no! Let me check on Midgard if they're ok

Midgard: 'His friends fighting each other to death due to lack of communication'

Thor: ....I have no idea what to say

I don't think MCU is very good at building romantically canon relationships. Brutasha was downright awful, Staron was hurried, Thor x Jane had little chemistry, Hawkeye with his family was literally ???? No offence but how about Bobbi??, Bruce x Betty was ok, but are they happening anymore..? The only canon relationship I loved was Pepperony and Steggy (Starlord x Gamora was fine too) which Marvel have seems to messed up. Also I really love Scarletvision, hope they get a seperate movie and not fuck it up. I'm really looking forward to Scott x Hope and Stephen x Christine, although they had very little screen time, their chemistry was worth enjoying. Also I wish they fix Pepperony and build up Staron in the future. Scarletvision deserves their movie For the future couples? Honestly I don't know what Marvel is going to give for T'Challa since the property of Storm is on Fox's X-men. Also Peter Parker and Gwen or MJ. It worries me, since I don't believe Zendaya's Michelle is a romantic counterpart to Spiderman. I'm really routing for Buckynat but reallistically, I think it'll be very hard to happen For the Netflix? DD x Elektra was good, I loved Luke x Jessica in Jessica Jones but its trembling in Luke Cage and Defenders (But I know they will happen since they are Marvel's iconic superhero couple along with Antman & Wasp). Not really comics canon, but I also enjoyed Kastle and looking forward to it in Punisher series.

Man, all the Joker kisses were HOT