I Got The Opportunity To Paint With Dirt Today, I’ve Never Thought Of Is As A Medium Before! Here’s

I rlly need a job does anyone know if any Museums are in need of like a night guard to watch over their collection of historical figures that may or may not come alive at night

Nothing like finding out your great grandparents met at 18 and were engaged four months after meeting 

Alors je travaille avec mon ami Chris pour le département du théâtre en notre école, et certains de les acteurs cassent les pieds à moi! J'en ai ras-le-bol avec eux. Un acteur, appelons-le Marc, m'ignore constamment quand je lui demande s'il a le reste de son costume à son maison. NOUS AVONS UNE SEMAINE JUSQU'A LA COMÉDIE MUSICALE!!!! NOUS AVONS BESOIN DE SAVOIR OÙ EST SON COSTUME!!! En tant que responsable des costumes j'ai vraiment besoin de savoir où sont les choses, mais il agit comme si j'étais stupide!!!

peant is

He’s my favorite Beatle

The meerkats at the beginning of Lion King 1.5

we all know the “my mom sold me to One Direction” genre of fanfiction, but I somehow have yet to find a “my mom sold me to the Beatles” fanfic

I can’t wait till I’m able to say “I’m all done with this family function” and can immediately go home

I just had to stay at a family gathering for four hours, and after we hit hour two I was so tired and ready to get home because I had been traveling all day, but I had to stay another two hours because the person who was my ride wasn’t ready to go home yet

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.