SpringMori

I once forgot to pack my multitool and didn’t realize so I had to slowly pry it off with whatever was in my backpack.

Safety Scissors.

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

Look he's very well-written but on god mistakes were made in the birthing of this man

Fun fact: the thing that causes the glow in the eyes is light that is reflected off of this eye membrane called the tapetum lucidum, humans do not have this membrane.

Leviathan, the mysterious sea serpent was captured on camera in his natural habitat.

I wanted to try a trail cam footage aesthetic for this one, idk why.

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there's faves that you literally take personal offense for if anyone insults them and faves that you love to bully. and then there's the faves that are like if u saw two guys mugging them you'd make it three

Belphie was once missing out at sea for a week… he fell asleep on a floatie and a rip current took him away!

The cats are sleeping~😴💤

I just saw an ad for “reusable period underwear”

What the fuck do you mean by that are you not reusing the underwear you use when you are on your period because I just checked in with my biologically female friends and they all agree that that is not in fact what happens

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

JAJSJAJDKAJDJA YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THEY WOULD BE THAT PETTY LIKE SKK

Further in the background, you could see Mori and fukuzawa looking on the chaos. *Mcr teenagers starts to play*

They're all unhinged