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my september.

random things i hear pt 4

(talking about communication between group members for a group project)

person a: but what if I get my phone taken away so I can’t text y’all?

person b: why would you get your phone taken away?

a: cuz i get grounded all the time

b: why

a: for sneaking out

person c: then don’t sneak out. it’s not that hard.

a: first of all, that’s what she said, and second of all, if I don’t sneak out, then how am I supposed to get more weed?

b: .....that makes so much sense.....

a: what?

c: you’re always high. that’s why you’re the way that you are.....

random things i hear pt 5

person a: just because you have more testosterone than me doesn’t automatically make you better at sports than me. plus, you literally got hit in the head by an air-filled kickball that was going less than 20 mph, and cried, so yeah. you’re a fuckin weak duck. testosterone, my ass.

If you play Among Us reblog/reply with the colour(s) you prefer to play as!

MOTHER I’M FUCKING FAMOUS!!!

BEHOLD! SOMETHING I MADE OUT OF PURE, UNBRIDLED BOREDOM!!!

DoN't @ mE, aMiNo

Same honestly

Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...

Me:

Got stung by a wasp (6 times) while tearing apart our old barn and I tied scrap fabric around my arm where it got stung and honestly? Feel like a hot video game avatar. 

Undertale sketch dump ahead, more under the cut. Might have to click for better quality.

The last one is of a dastardly man, probably telling you about his dastardly plans...

Decided to finally post some of the cleaner sketches and doodles I've done over the last few years. A friend has been trying to get me to post some of these for a while now. I am in the process of writing a fic for these guys; the release date is scheduled between 2024-3000. So I might as well introduce them to you in the form of art.

draco malfoy walked so eboys could run

if hozier is an ancient god living in the woods, then tamino is a god living in the desert by an oasis surrounded by a variety of desert creatures drinking his water and resting, taking respite from the harsh, desert sun before continuing on.

“   —  —   is   that   even   safe   for   human   consumption?   ” 

—— @fatedtruths​ 

Personally, I’d love to see more Skuttleclaws and Flame Whippers. They each got a specific aesthetic that I love fsm

Feel like the Groncles, Zippleback, Nadder, and Monsterous Nightmare could be used less (thats probably because those are the only free dragons and most people can’t afford membership or gems to get others but I digress)

Players of HTTYD School of Dragons:

What dragons do you wish you could see running around more and what dragons do you find overrated in the game?

I need johnlock ao3 recs so if you have or know fics with one of the following hmu: (10k+ words preferred but tbh I don't mind too much)

mutual pining - friends to lovers - fake dating au - coffee shop au - preferably pre-s4 until I rewatch - really soft or angsty smut - friends with benefits to lovers - miscommunication - LONG ASS SLOW BURN - being scared to admit feelings - one bed 👁 - stripper au - the longer the fic is the better - did I mention slow burn

also

if any of you were on Wattpad circa 2014/2015 and remember the name of that fic where Sherlock and John text each other by accident as strangers or whatever and end up in love (I think this also had a trailer on YouTube and poss some drama tbh lol) PLEASE hit me up bc I wanna reread it

thanks gang ily!

Me: ugh I HATE this character

Also me: I only hate this character because they remind me of myself and I can’t stand myself

Me: but like yeah I guess they’re cool

”Dude, stop being autistic.”

-My mom, to my ADHD brother when he’s being nitpicky

unpopular opinion…

Hear me out. I need to see Yuuichirou get hurt, badly. Before you say he’s gone through enough or let him be happy- listen. Character development. At the moment we really need it in my opinion. It sounds stupid but under the cut i’m attempting to explain why- along with mentioning minor to major flaws in writing that I don’t understand. NOTE: I LOVE OWARI NO SERAPH AND THIS IS NOT TO HATE I AM SIMPLY POINT SOME THINGS OUT PLEASE DON’T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUS. 

As we can see through the manga Yuuichirou has in a sense started to develop character wise backward. You would think a traumatic event like his would cause him to become more cautious and distrusting but if anything it’s the opposite. Ex 1. He knows Guren plotted to kill his family but still believes that there was a good reason. That in itself sounds stupid and most people including myself can’t understand that. I would like to mention a character is better liked when we can understand reasons behind actions but at this moment it’s like he is an overly happy protagonist that needs a reality check. Having blind hope only endangers people around him - and we have seen that in actions when his blind hope in Guren got Mikaela killed. Yet even after that he trusts him and in ch 115 - 116 he only fought back because he wanted to save Mika. Still you have to take in account that if that fact wasn’t mentioned or if Guren simply left out the idea that Mika could be saved Yuu would have gone along with it. He would not have even though to think twice of potential dangers or even other possibilities. He trusts someone who has given him more than enough reason not to so much that he refuses to fact check or attempt to call out Guren’s bs. You have to know that simply filtering info could be devastating to someone like Yuu right? (Bout to go off topic) 

Another thing is the fact that this is Gurens mess. He should fix it himself but to make himself useful in a sense Yuu goes along with practically everything he says.  I have seen a lot of debate on how Guren and Yuu are acting the same and being selfish however in a previous (thread??) I talk about why saving humanity is a bad idea. Yes they are acting the same however in simple terms Yuu has better reasons. Let me explain. Guren ended the entire world to bring back what 7? People. He ruined the whole world. However in Yuu’s case it won’t affect anyone who is already dead. It won’t do much but I can understand why some of you see it as a waste but by saying that Guren is still someone who started this whole mess. If Guren hadn’t ended the world Mikaela would not have been turned and would not have been killed by him thus having to be saved instead of humanity. It’s all a massive butterfly affect that started from Gurens mistake and probably Sika’s planning but we are not going to get into that right now.  (Back on topic somewhat.)

Yuuichirou hasn’t really messed up badly either. before you say he loss of his family that wasn’t really his nor Mika’s fault it was planned. This is another opinion but having a perfect mc isn’t all that great either. You need to give a character regrets mistakes and messups. You could argue and say he has however all of those can be traced back to one of two sources. Guren and Shikama. By pointing this out I am saying that him being perfect makes him unrelatable and makes him feel like he always has the moral high ground even though sometimes no- most times the morally right thing to do isn’t the best thing to do. Sometimes the morally wrong reason is the best option to make characters more palletable to readers which is why based on recent chapters people have liked Yuu more and why most people in the fandom tend to like Mikaela over everyone else because he has flaws but that is reasonable and makes people gravitate to him based on the fact that he Is still growing.  Along with this something to note is that the mc of anything has an affect on people around them as everything is in fact centered on them. So in a sense the reason why Guren often gets defended so brashly is because he is on the side of the protag which means he has the moral high ground which most people assume is the right choice. Look at my wording ASSUME, which means not a lot of thought nor evidence is put into it. (ONCE AGAIN NOT HATING ON THE MANGA OR ANYONE JUST POINTING SOME THINGS I HAVE NOTICED WHILE I HAVE BEEN HERE IN THIS FANDOM. IT’S OKAY TO DISAGREE. ITS CALLED AN OPINION) 

Anyway. To end this off the only reason I made this is because I have been holding it in for a very very long time. Like years long time. Anyway please do not send hate this is an opinion. we can have different opinions and disagree that is completely fine. If you would like to please send me your opinion or argue and discuss if you would like that’s also the point of this. Once again not hating or anything just stating some things. 

(Hating on Kagami for the other bs he puts use through tho. at this point the manga is just a thousand year old slow burn.)

what?

bye have a nice day. Thanks for staying <3

There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead

I may be just a little too obsessed with this moron….

Coronavirus symptoms include “having a lack of taste.”

People who are Team Jacob:

Writing is such a weird hobby. You have these characters in your head that talk to each other and you write down what they say while waiting in the drive thru at McDonald’s because if you don’t you’ll go crazy.

You’d know what would be pretty cool if Jack did something with his merch like turned the store like into and app or something, I mean there’s nothing wrong with the website or anything, I live it and all but I just think it would be like easier during the holidays and birthdays and such, you know, not having to worry about the site crashing or anything. I was thinking more something similar like to the XPLR app or maybe he and Mark could do it with Cloak and have it were both of their merchandise is in the app, separately, so they don't have to switch back and forth from the app to the website. Just a thought though that I’ve been having recently.