I Won - Blog Posts

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

Let me try this

So let the wheel decide your Japanese first-person pronoun

Note: descriptions may be inaccurate.

YALL YALL YALL YALL YALL OMG OMG OMG OMG AHANDJSJDKF IM GOING FERAL

AFTER WAITING FIR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FOR ANY SIGN OF SPACEBOY MERCH, WE GOT IT

IT MAY JUST BE A TINY PIECE OF PAPER BUT OH MY STARS DOES IS IT WORTH IT

AM I ABOUT TO SPEND NEARLY £100 FOR THIS TINY PIECE OF PAPER? YES. YES I AM.

Oh yeah, this is from the omori collectors edition that came out today, preorders are available on fangamer.com :)

But the point is I FINALLY FUCKING WON AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH-

Just thinking about the time I ate about 43 packets of mustard in less than an hour at camp, just to see if I could beat this one guy.

How’s your Thursday going?

’Servant finds out theres alternate universes. .’

(My own AU of Lord Eclipse: I won‼️ Servant is treated slightly better and has a room‼️ This Au is called You Won)

IDC WHAT ANY OF YALL GOT IM FUCKING W I N N I N G

i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are

I just remembered this one time then I was in like primary 3 (so like around 7) and we were doing surveys or something like that. so our teacher took us to the cloak room and gathered us all in the centre and then would pick like a feature or something, like hair or eye colour, that we would group ourselves under.  So he assigned eye colour to three corners and basically said go to the corresponding eye colour for you and I just sat down cause he had only said brown, green or blue eyes and seven year old me is like nah bicth I know what colour my eyes are and they aint that so I just continued to sit there even as my teacher is looking at me like what is this stubborn child doing. but he asked me to go to a corner and I said that no my eyes are hazel and you didn't say hazel so I didn't know where to go. and the poor teacher is obviously kinda annoyed at this point but he repeated himself (because I asked earlier about hazel) that no hazel eyes aren't a thing and im still sitting there being stubborn. So he sighs and asks me to stand up and look at him so he could check and so I did.  Annnnywaaay I got to stand in a corner by my self as he counted how many people were in each corner because my eyes are literally like half brown, half green.