If It Wasnt Obvious - Blog Posts

am i a dumby for animating this

obviosly

but i did it anyway and if i didnt do it who would

You ever have an out of body experience and ask yourself what the hell is happening….

Cause like I was just reading some spicy fanfic and now I’m contemplating the size ratio of a dragon to its shmeat based off of background information like it’s size compared to a lake

And imma be honest the math ain’t mathing

I like birds :)

It's supposed to be a crow... Doesn't really look like one but I'm happy with it so who cares!

Goblin behavior I (and perhaps u?) participated in in childhood:

- sat high in trees and sang lullabies

- hid in improbable places I only fit bc of hypermobility & would not come out till found or panicked the adults (usually meaning I hid for like 1/2 hr)

- gave store employees “super important” things they lost like fallen fake flower bits n those clothing sizes hanger cuffs

- would lay on the ground absolutely anywhere

- kicked bullies in the shins

- produced a dog whistle thru my front teeth n got slowly louder until someone noticed

- would walk around my house on my knees while holding my ankles to the sides like w sitting

- preferred to swim underwater only and had a large lung capacity

- always had pockets stuffed with rocks, roadside trinkets, shells, pencils & pens, makeshift self defense stuff (like a baggie full of thin dusty dirt 2 throw in an assailants eyes), smth to leave a trail so I wouldn’t get lost, pocket knife (unless at school), and a notebook

- would climb doorways and wait by the ceiling endlessly until someone came so I could startle them