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transition goal reveal guess my mental illnesses challenge!!!
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses has been given
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❌ 4 passes
🫃 1 pregnancy
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Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses has been given
✅ 5 smashes
❌ 4 passes
🫃 1 pregnancy
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LGBTQ FRIENDLY +18 ONLY
who decided his hair was gonna be this long and beautiful? i want to thank them.
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HELLLOOO can I get like. General Otis driftwood head cannons. Just like any thoughts or speculation u may have. TYSM.
Otis Driftwood Headcannons
he most definitely has very out there views
would love and does make you call him "satan" during sex
your nickname is affectionately "mama", pathetically "scared bunny", and if he's jealous or upset he calls you a "dirty little sinner"
possessive is an understatement
loves when you dress or do your makeup to look pure
he loves the idea of corruption
he fucks other girls on the side but none of them compare to satans wife
"marries you" but not really. you get a ring but no ceremony or anything like that. he doesn't like traditional shit like that
he loves macabre women especially
if you can share veiws he will love you
try not to be afraid of him, he loves a woman who challenges and simultaneously submits to him
brat him out bae
what billmos characters would get you for your birthday
it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))
otis
- lord be lucky he showed up
- no wrapping paper
- no card
- if anything, it's his own art
- thank you otis
luigi largo
- does not show up
- sends a formality gift from geneco probably
- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)
- thank you luigi
chop top
- terrible wrapping job
- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all
- made little crafts instead
- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels
- thank you choptop
the magician
- couldn't decide
- bought 40 things
- all in three bags
- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies
- thank you magician
mayor buckman
- NOTHING !!!
- HE'S NOT INVITED
- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN
quinn (giggle)
- ALSO NOTHING
- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP
- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕
what the firefly family would have as their computer passwords
time to get funny !
i did say i would post little headcanons, didn't i ? i'm starting off with my dumbest idea, just to satiate you freaks while i think up my next fic
mama
- the name of one of her children + birth year
- the hint is "favorite child"
- see, "amazing world of gumball computer password bit"
otis
- his own full name 💀
- either that or just "password" with a random combination of numbers
- he doesn't remember the numbers and has to change it
- so often that he believes that passwords are supposed to change every time
baby
- something along the lines of a scene kid "gore fan" tumblr username in 2010
- any random family member's full name
tiny
- along with not having a bicycle, he does not own a computer
- uses mama's for exclusively pinterest
rufus
- no password
- has 0 idea how to work a computer
- baby secretly uses it as her spare
spaulding (for good measure)
- baby's full name + birth year
- a funny quote from one of his gag shirts he liked (see: "if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart")
- that computer is BUSTED as fuck. as in BARELY usable
- "the amount of porn on your fucking computer. is SHOCKING."
someone stomp on them before its too late plz
SNNRRGGFFFF BABYGIIRRLLL ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Omg his little party hat💜💜💜💜 so cute awwwww
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTIS DRIFTWOOD 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
his cake will be chocolate i think
also i want to show off a few of my ponies since pt was promised in my pinned. here is a billy i have just finished
as well as my otis and graverobber
say hi if you find me !
here 📝
is a repost of a house of 1000 corpses fic i finished last month, now that i'm thinking about bill. nsfw link under cut (disregard the title)
i love him so much. i'll put him in a small box just to make him feel fear
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
3 from Hell (2019)
dir. Rob Zombie