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cclover953

2 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.

Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:

1.

Medium

Let’s just do all the condiment puns so we never have to talk about them again

“Just give me a chance to ketchup.”

2.

upjoke.com

The 41+ Best Condiment Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑

A big list of condiment jokes! 41 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond!

3.

Reader's Digest

120+ Halloween Puns That Will Have You Laughin’ Till You’re Coffin

Halloween isn't just about the boos! Get ready for a guaranteed gourd time with these hilarious Halloween puns!

4.

Skip To My Lou

150+ Skeleton Puns

Skeleton Puns are sure to tickle your funny bones and cause your spare ribs to ache. These Skeleton Jokes are meant to be shared.

5.

Thought Catalog

15 Pasta Puns That Will Have You Ravioling On The Floor

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

6.

Aquarium Source

150+ Clever & Funny Fish Puns (The Ultimate List)

This post of fish puns is just about having some good old fashioned fun. We hope you enjoy browsing this massive list we put together!

7.

Wide Open Spaces

We Cannot 'Goat' Enough of These Goat Puns

We have 45 goat puns for you to use in emails and with friends at parties! If you live with goats then you'll probably use these during regu

8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/

9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes

10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028

11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/

12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/

13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

And Lastly,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165

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theanonymousninja247

1 year ago

Astronomy Lines Pt. 2

Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet 😆

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theanonymousninja247

1 year ago

Fallen

No…ok so listen *massages forehead* For the last time. I didn't “fall” in love. This was a premeditated attack!

I was tripped because let me tell you…I DiDnT fALl wILliNgLy!

This was not my fault! Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?!

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theanonymousninja247

2 years ago

✨📓Story time📓✨

Featuring @anobodyinabog

Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.

I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.

And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼

Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆

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