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It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

What do y'all think cartman's favorite yaoi is?

good luck, jew!

It's fine, it's kewl

not over dramatic... ✨I DO WHAT I WANT✨

Art by me, originally posted on reddit

South Park but it’s my very self indulgent au

Transfem Kyle hcs bc im insane about her

I think Ky would would either come out fairly soon or be in denial for a long ass time

I like the idea that she comes out before they start playing heroes, bc like… they can say she can’t play bc she’s a girl and she gets to be gender affirmed but also really mad

Ky never getting to know who Mysterion is bc she didn’t play heroes is funny to me so I just say she gave up eventually

I don’t see her suddenly becoming close with the girls but I do see some of the girls trying to befriend her

I think it would be cute if Bebe and Nicole were her friends tho… they could teach her to actually take care of her hair

I also think the girls tried to convince her to become a cheerleader but she went to the volleyball club instead

Maybe Stan tried to act overprotective over her when she came out but Ky probably shut it down very quickly dbbd

Ky coming out to Kenny on accident first bc she thought she thought everyone wanted to be a girl and told Kenny as much

Cartman rags on her but isn’t really actively transphobic or anything, she calls her by the correct pronouns and name

He probably goes “emm actually” on ppl who get her pronouns wrong to feel morally superior or smth

I think her and Wendy are probably friends, they probably talk about Stan a lot (not style)

I think the saddest thing is that the only one who remembers is fucking Cartman of all people who just doesn't care

Ha thinking about the time when Mysterion was trying to talk to his friends about him dying all the time and how during his emotional blowup he let's out "And it won't go away and nobody will believe me!"

Which kind of implies that Kenny has at one point or another tried to tell his friends or attempted to ask them or anyone if they remembered anything about him dying in front of them to which they either thought he was insane, joking, or he had to brush it off "…oh maybe it was just a really bad dream I had…forget it."

This poor cursed child needs somebody to relate/talk to.

How I feel when wearing glasses

I ben messing around with some poser aps and come up with an sanareo for the art.

Basically Stan, Kenny, Cartmen, Butters and Isabella though it would be an good idea to take Kyle out camping with them so for one he can get some fresh air and two they all don't want to leave Kyle out of the fun.

I don't know why but I can't help but think that Kyle is there best gunner of the boy or the only one that has his head on his shoulders when it comes to these things. ( this is speculation or head canon )

If it was an mission it would be an escort mission if anything. Like driving the payload more then anything here.

I try my best with the angel that I have picked even though it is one of the angels that is the hardest to draw.

I might have butcher Kenny in the art

This is just cartman

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

Hi, I'm pretty new to Tumblr, so I guess this is my first post! I'm probably not going to post much, but hopefully I will! Enjoy this little thing I made, and I hope you all have a great day!

i drink to forget but i always rember 
fhjfyuf why did i do this? 
edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why

Ya know I had to do it xd

Also happy b day to Craigslist mabye I'll do a drawing later this day I dunno

I panted this a while ago and dont rember when, sorry ://

OMFG I CANT IM CRYING

OMG LOOK AT SQASHED STAN OMG OMG

PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY

ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd

this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂

no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing 

dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨

Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-

My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH

"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"

"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues

"Kahl? Is this you?"

Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"

Man the way I draw Cartman changes with every drawing I swer I'm doing it unintentionally xd

2020-06-17

Cartman: Hey Kahl, have you found yourself someone on jdate yet?

Kyle: I dunno, have you stopped crying alone in you're room waching food porn on your snapchat yet?

Cartman: ...*sniff* jew...

Ah yes the boi- aHem girlz 😳👍

Yup my headcanon is that Kyle is the shortest no matter what universe

2020-11-27

Happy late birthday to Kyle! Woohoo! plus some school doodles

My artstyle keeps changing with every drawing 😭